Friday, July 28, 2006

Schitzophrenics Anonymous

These are the sort of things you might hear at a Schitzophrenics Anonymous Meeting:

"I have gone to find myself. If I get back before I return, keep me here."

"How do you spell 'schitzophrenic?'"
"I don't know, ask your other personality."

"I'm not schitzophrenic...and neither am I."

"The first step to overcoming schitzophrenia is to recognize that only in your mind have 'two become one'. Or is it 'one become two'?"

I wonder what happens when the psychologist asks them to break up into groups of 3...

[Ok, I know that I am incorrectly using the term 'schitzophrenic' for multiple personality disorder but "Split-personalities Anonymous" just doesn't sound as fun. So if you don't like this post, take it up with my other self, Kione.]

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

Why Rambling Rose?

Rambling Rose? It's a strange title for someone who hardly ever talks. But it will probably accurately describe the randomness of my future entries.

I am having trouble thinking of what to write in my first entry so my sister told me to just write whatever is on my mind. In the background the Jeopardy song is playing. It stopped so I guess my time is up.

Rambling Rose? I guess it is appropriate after all. It is how my mind works. My thoughts ramble from one subject to another so fast that nothing makes sense.